0601: VAGINAKOLO SEX OP GOES T*TS UP!
By our sports correspondent Tess Tickles:
According to our sister paper The Scum, Denton Dirigibles Rugby League star Leo "Leslie" Vaginakolo is recovering tonight from a BOTCHED sex change op gone horrifically wrong!...
0602: IESTYN CHANGES HIS SPOTS!
By our sports correspondent Tess Tickles:
The Dirigibles' star halfback and Denton's most famous Frenchman "Iestyn Paris" has, in a shock move today, decided to change his spots...
0603: DIRIGIBLES STAR WINS TOP AWARD!
By our sports correspondent Tess Tickles:
Denton Dirigibles' giant pack man Chip "African Queen" m'Bongo has been awarded the prestigious Man of Teal award for 2006.
0604: PRINGLE PILLORIED OVER PIKELETS...
By our business correspondent Lou Smorrals:
Denton Dirigibles' head coach Sean Pringle is at the centre of a row brewing between two rival food manufacturers, which could see the Aussie boss in the dock!
0605: DIRIGIBLES CONFIRM STADIUM RENAME...
By our sports correspondent Tess Tickles:
A Denton Dirigibles spokesman has today confirmed that good old 'Hangar Lane' is no more, after the club have decided to rename the famous old venue "The Only Gay in the Village" Stadium.
0606: DENTON LANDLORDS "OVERJOYED"...
By our sports correspondent Tess Tickles:
Denton Chairman Fidel Castro (no relation) has today announced that Taff "The Rygby" Jones will be joining the Dirigibles for next season, after the club have finalised a year long loan deal with Welsh side Partial Network Suggestions.
Stoke Bloke 06/09/2010 02:38 Tell ya with all the gush from Sky and the help from the officials we wouldnt have won if saints had stayed in the sheds. dred proud great performance
phil malone 05/09/2010 11:12 Proud of the effort, 10 out of 10. Dodgy decisions early in season cost us (robins x2) etc
Delboy66 04/09/2010 21:00 Fuckin Sheepshaggers!!
Proud as fck of the lads tonite to say it was all the st helens show on sky, Muppets!!
