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99: LOAN ARRANGER
A Cas fan walks into a bank in Leeds City Centre and asks to arrange a loan. He says he's going to London on business for two weeks and needs to borrow Ł5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Cas fan hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. He has all the paperwork and everything checks out so the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Cas fan for using a Ł200,000 Roller as collateral against a Ł5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Cas fan returns, repays the Ł5,000 plus the interest, which comes to Ł15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. If you can afford a car like that, why would you bother to borrow Ł5,000?" The Cas fan replies. "Where else in Leeds can I park my car for two weeks for only Ł15.41 and be sure it won’t be stolen?”

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