A Ferrybridge couple used to go every single year to the air show at Church Fenton. Every year the husband would say to his missus: “I’d really like a helicopter ride this year” and every year his missus would reply: “But it’s £50 a go and £50 is £50!”
One year, the husband pleaded with his wife: “Luv, I’m 71 years old and I might never get another chance to ride in that helicopter!”
“I understand” said the wife. “But it’s £50 a time and £50 is £50!”
The pilot overheard them and took pity. He said that the one thing he hated about flying was all the chattering from the punters so if they agreed to stay silent he’d take them both up for free. But if they said anything it’d be £50.
They agreed and climbed on board. Up went the chopper and the pilot tried all sorts of swerves and maneuvres to get them to talk but all was silence. Eventually he landed and said: “Well, a deal’s a deal and that was on the house, but I really didn’t think you’d stay quiet.”
“Well,” replied the husband. “I was going to say something when the wife fell out but £50 is £50 you know...”
phil malone 09/09/2010 18:22 Think he's a good player... (not at all gay is he boyo?)
Stone Cold 09/09/2010 17:09 Youngquest... - Thoughts?
I think he's ok, but nowt to write home about
Stoke Bloke 09/09/2010 14:05 Thanx for the explanation Disco I can confirm thatI WAS THAT THICKY that didnt understand the rules.
Stoke Bloke 06/09/2010 02:38 Tell ya with all the gush from Sky and the help from the officials we wouldnt have won if saints had stayed in the sheds. dred proud great performance
phil malone 05/09/2010 11:12 Proud of the effort, 10 out of 10. Dodgy decisions early in season cost us (robins x2) etc
