Once upon a time in a land far far away, Leeds used to spend a fortune but win nothing, and the wicked witch who lived in Aye HQ printed a fanzine which revelled in that fact. Nowadays it's Wigan who spend a fortune and win nothing, but never mind children, because as our Nursery Rhymes prove, some things in Rugby League never change!
First printed in Aye Issue 14 (Summer 2002):
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TREVOR FOSTER
WENT TO GLOUCESTER
IN A SHOWER OF RAIN
HE STEPPED IN A PUDDLE
RIGHT UP TO HIS MIDDLE
AND SAID: IT'S JUST LIKE BEING AT ODSAL
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TOM, TOM, THE PIPER'S SON
STOLE A PIG AND AWAY DID RUN
... BLOODY SAINTS FANS!
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET
SAT ON HER TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS AND WHEY
EURGH, THAT'S THE LAST
TIME I BUY A BURGER
AT WAKEY, SHE TOLD HERSELF
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THREE BLIND MICE
THREE BLIND MICE
SEE HOW THEY RUN
SEE HOW THEY RUN
THEY'LL LET ANYBODY BE
A REFEREE THESE DAYS
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SIMPLE SIMON MET A PIE MAN
GOING TO THE FAIR
SAID SIMPLE SIMON TO THE PIE MAN
YOU CHEATING, CAP DODGING B*STARD!
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I SAW THREE SHIPS COME SAILING IN
ON CHRISTMAS DAY, ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I'D GOT TO THE BOULEVARD A DAY TOO EARLY
FOR THE TRADITIONAL BOXING DAY FIXTURE
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THE QUEEN OF HEARTS
SHE MADE SOME TARTS
ALL ON A SUMMER'S DAY
THE KNAVE OF HEARTS
HE STOLE THOSE TARTS
AND TOOK THEM CLEAN AWAY
... BLOODY SAINTS FANS!
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OH THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF LEEDS
HE HAD TEN THOUSAND FANS
THEY MARCHED OFF TO WATCH THE CHALLENGE CUP
AND IT ALL WENT DOWN THE PAN
COS WHEN SAINTS ARE HOT THEY ARE HOT
AND WHEN LEEDS ARE NOT THEY ARE NOT
AND IF DARYL MAKES
ANY MORE MISTAKES
HE WILL LOSE HIS COACHING SPOT
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HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE
OLD MO'S ON THE FIDDLE
TO GET HIS POOR WIGAN SOME CLOUT
BUT EVERYONE LAUGHED
COS THEY DON'T HAVE A GROUND
TO SELL WHEN THE MONEY RUNS OUT
Stoke Bloke 06/09/2010 02:38 Tell ya with all the gush from Sky and the help from the officials we wouldnt have won if saints had stayed in the sheds. dred proud great performance
phil malone 05/09/2010 11:12 Proud of the effort, 10 out of 10. Dodgy decisions early in season cost us (robins x2) etc
Delboy66 04/09/2010 21:00 Fuckin Sheepshaggers!!
Proud as fck of the lads tonite to say it was all the st helens show on sky, Muppets!!
