If music be the food of love, come on you 'Ford...
The Featherstone Rovers Song:
Tune: Wild Rover - The Pogues.
We've not played Fev Rovers for many a year,
Cos we are Super League and shouldn't be here.
But we've played them five times and five wins we did get
The Rovers were sh*te, we didn't break sweat!
Chorus:
And its no, nay, never ... No, nay, never no more!
Will we play the Fev Rovers ... No never, no more.
When we got to 50 we shouted for more,
Up popped Brad Davis, went over for four...
...Repeat chorus
Up strolled Craig Huby to convert the goal.
They're jealous we're full time and they're on the dole...
...Repeat chorus
Their dads are their brothers, their sisters their mams,
That's why all their babies have shutters on their prams...
...Repeat chorus
Now Post office road is a ground we all hate,
So lets knock it down for a housing estate...
...Repeat chorus
We came from the Boot Room and we were all p*ssed.
And we shouted to Sykesy: "Is your head a cyst?" ...
...Repeat chorus
We went to their toilet but it would not flush,
So we nipped round the back and we sh*t in a bush...
...Repeat chorus
When we play the Rovers there's plenty of fights,
Now they're being replaced by the York City Knights...
...Repeat chorus
When we came to your place it was just a farce,
Now this is the last time that we kick your ar*e...
...Repeat chorus
I wrote this song for you - I wrote it one night.
I'd give you a copy but you can't read or write...
...Repeat chorus
Now you're going down and we gave you a hand,
Cos we just dry bummed you with swarfega and sand...
...Repeat chorus
Now Cas are the team that the Super League needs,
And our local derbies are Wakey and Leeds...
...Etc. Just keep singing till the beer runs out.
17 Red Balloons:
Tune: '99 Red Balloons' - Nina.
Seventeen red balloons
Standing on a rugby field
Lumps of lard all out of breath
It must be Salford's* rugby team...
Na na nah, na na na nah... (etc)
(*or any team who play in red)
The Rugby League Referees Song:
Tune: 'Close To You' - The Carpenters.
Why does Karl miss the forward pass?
Why don't Russ come back to Cas?
I can see...
They're Rugby League...
Referees.
How come Richard cannot see the sticks?
Or even count to six?
They must be...
Sh*t Rugby League...
Referees.
On the day the ref was born his mam was in the hospital
But dad had buggered off to Timbuctoo
And 'immaculate conception' or just 'b*stard with the whistle'
Is up to you...
...I know, don't you?
That's why Ashley always makes me scoff
And Ganson... can f**k off!
They must be...
Sh*t Rugby League...
Referees.
They must be...
Sh*t Rugby League...
Referees.
(repeat to fade)
Comments
ian5000on March 20 2007 01:32:01
to the campfire song 'in the quater masters store'
we're cas
we're cas
who the hell are you?
castleford ti-i-gers
we're cas
we're cas
who the fu*k are you?
we're castleford tigers
Stoke Bloke 06/09/2010 02:38 Tell ya with all the gush from Sky and the help from the officials we wouldnt have won if saints had stayed in the sheds. dred proud great performance
phil malone 05/09/2010 11:12 Proud of the effort, 10 out of 10. Dodgy decisions early in season cost us (robins x2) etc
Delboy66 04/09/2010 21:00 Fuckin Sheepshaggers!!
Proud as fck of the lads tonite to say it was all the st helens show on sky, Muppets!!
