Why do ladies go to the Rugby? - To look at the players' arses, of course! Well, that's what they say, so to test this theory we ran a unique online competition between the 06 & 07 seasons. We posted pictures of well known players arses - sometimes Cas, sometimes not - and asked punters to tell us who they were, just for the crack!
PAUL HIGHTON grabbed by Delboy66
SHANE MILLARD grabbed by Delboy66
THE MYSTERY BOTTY
Of course, one can never fully anticipate the ever-changing preferences of the great British public and what seemed like a good idea at the time turned out to be something of a damp squib. Far from attracting lots of ladies to the website, the only people to play the game were male, and even their persuasion to gaze at manly arses dwindled in time. Eventually, only site regular Delboy was bothering to stare at the arses at all and (in the absence of any competition) ended up playing with himself and entering the arses all on his own. We therefore closed down the competition with one botty still to be revealed, but those are the breaks - when you're at the cutting edge of experimental comedy competition, sometimes it just doesn't work out. We must learn from the fact that on this occasion the punters just couldn't be... well, arsed.
The Arsespotting League - Final Standings
Pos
Player
Pts
1
Delboy66
20
2
Waltontiger*
11
3
Stone Cold
4
4=
Fully
2
4=
Junglefever
2
4=
stumain
2
-
Everyone else
0
* Bonus points awarded (for being a smart arse)
Any old arse? - Hover over the images for details
Footnote: This webpage was nominated for an IWEB award in the "Most consistent use of the word arse" category in December 2006. It came second behind "Maurice Lindsay's Online Diary"
Stoke Bloke 06/09/2010 02:38 Tell ya with all the gush from Sky and the help from the officials we wouldnt have won if saints had stayed in the sheds. dred proud great performance
phil malone 05/09/2010 11:12 Proud of the effort, 10 out of 10. Dodgy decisions early in season cost us (robins x2) etc
Delboy66 04/09/2010 21:00 Fuckin Sheepshaggers!!
Proud as fck of the lads tonite to say it was all the st helens show on sky, Muppets!!
